The Evolution of a Programmer

  • #100429
    mmm 76.***.175.157 2652

    High School/Jr.High

    10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”
    20 END

    First year in College

    program Hello(input, output)
    begin
    writeln(‘Hello World’)
    end.

    Senior year in College

    (defun hello
    (print
    (cons ‘Hello (list ‘World))))

    New professional

    #include
    void main(void)
    {
    char *message[] = {“Hello “, “World”};
    int i;

    for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
    printf(“%s”, message);
    printf(“n”);
    }

    Seasoned professional

    #include
    #include

    class string
    {
    private:
    int size;
    char *ptr;

    string() : size(0), ptr(new char[1]) { ptr[0] = 0; }

    string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
    {
    ptr = new char[size + 1];
    strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
    }

    ~string()
    {
    delete [] ptr;
    }

    friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
    string &operator=(const char *);
    };

    ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
    {
    return(stream << s.ptr);
    }

    string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
    {
    if (this != &chrs)
    {
    delete [] ptr;
    size = strlen(chrs);
    ptr = new char[size + 1];
    strcpy(ptr, chrs);
    }
    return(*this);
    }

    int main()
    {
    string str;

    str = “Hello World”;
    cout << str << endl; return(0);
    }

    Master Programmer

    [
    uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    library LHello
    {
    // bring in the master library
    importlib(“actimp.tlb”);
    importlib(“actexp.tlb”);

    // bring in my interfaces
    #include “pshlo.idl”

    [
    uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    cotype THello
    {
    interface IHello;
    interface IPersistFile;
    };
    };

    [
    exe,
    uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    module CHelloLib
    {

    // some code related header files
    importheader();
    importheader();
    importheader();
    importheader(“pshlo.h”);
    importheader(“shlo.hxx”);
    importheader(“mycls.hxx”);

    // needed typelibs
    importlib(“actimp.tlb”);
    importlib(“actexp.tlb”);
    importlib(“thlo.tlb”);

    [
    uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
    aggregatable
    ]
    coclass CHello
    {
    cotype THello;
    };
    };

    #include “ipfix.hxx”

    extern HANDLE hEvent;

    class CHello : public CHelloBase
    {
    public:
    IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

    CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
    ~CHello();

    HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

    private:
    static int cObjRef;
    };

    #include
    #include #include
    #include
    #include “thlo.h”
    #include “pshlo.h”
    #include “shlo.hxx”
    #include “mycls.hxx”

    int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

    CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
    {
    cObjRef++;
    return;
    }

    HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
    {
    printf(“%ws
    “, pwszString);
    return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
    }

    CHello::~CHello(void)
    {

    // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
    cObjRef–;
    if( cObjRef == 0 )
    PulseEvent(hEvent);

    return;
    }

    #include
    #include #include “pshlo.h”
    #include “shlo.hxx”
    #include “mycls.hxx”

    HANDLE hEvent;

    int _cdecl main(
    int argc,
    char * argv[]
    ) {
    ULONG ulRef;
    DWORD dwRegistration;
    CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

    hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

    CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
    REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

    // wait on an event to stop
    WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

    // revoke and release the class object
    CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
    ulRef = pCF->Release();

    // Tell OLE we are going away.
    CoUninitialize();

    return(0); }

    extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
    extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

    CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
    0x2573F891,
    0xCFEE,
    0x101A,
    { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
    };

    UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
    0x2573F890,
    0xCFEE,
    0x101A,
    { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
    };

    #include
    #include #include
    #include
    #include
    #include “pshlo.h”
    #include “shlo.hxx”
    #include “clsid.h”

    int _cdecl main(
    int argc,
    char * argv[]
    ) {
    HRESULT hRslt;
    IHello *pHello;
    ULONG ulCnt;
    IMoniker * pmk;
    WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
    WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

    // get object path
    wcsPath[0] = ‘’;
    wcsT[0] = ‘’;
    if( argc > 1) {
    mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
    wcsupr(wcsPath);
    }
    else {
    fprintf(stderr, “Object path must be specifiedn”);
    return(1);
    }

    // get print string
    if(argc > 2)
    mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
    else
    wcscpy(wcsT, L”Hello World”);

    printf(“Linking to object %wsn”, wcsPath);
    printf(“Text String %wsn”, wcsT);

    // Initialize the OLE libraries
    hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

    if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

    hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
    if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
    hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

    if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

    // print a string out
    pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

    Sleep(2000);
    ulCnt = pHello->Release();
    }
    else
    printf(“Failure to connect, status: %lx”, hRslt);

    // Tell OLE we are going away.
    CoUninitialize();
    }

    return(0);
    }

    Apprentice Hacker

    #!/usr/local/bin/perl
    $msg=”Hello, world.n”;
    if ($#ARGV >= 0) {
    while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
    $outfilename = $arg;
    open(FILE, “>” . $outfilename) || die “Can’t write $arg: $!n”;
    print (FILE $msg);
    close(FILE) || die “Can’t close $arg: $!n”;
    }
    } else {
    print ($msg);
    }
    1;

    Experienced Hacker

    #include
    #define S “Hello, Worldn”
    main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}

    Seasoned Hacker

    % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
    % a.out

    Guru Hacker

    % echo “Hello, world.”

    New Manager

    10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”
    20 END

    Middle Manager

    mail -s “Hello, world.” bob@b12
    Bob, could you please write me a program that prints “Hello, world.”?
    I need it by tomorrow.
    ^D

    Senior Manager

    % zmail jim
    I need a “Hello, world.” program by this afternoon.

    Chief Executive

    % letter
    letter: Command not found.
    % mail
    To: ^X ^F ^C
    % help mail
    help: Command not found.
    % damn!
    !: Event unrecognized
    % logout

    • 56 68.***.218.60

      도대체 모르겠지만 맨 마지막에는 무슨 일이 있었는지 알겠네요. 넘 재미있다는… ^^

    • conclusion 64.***.211.64

      Hackers don’t do Windows.

    • .. 24.***.160.80

      master programmer가 할일이 그렇게 없냐?

      간단히 프린트아웃하면 될걸 빙빙돌려서 프로그램하게..

      이넘 프로그램초보같은데 프로그램은 간단하게 할수록 좋은 프로그래머란 상식도 모르니….

      매니져한테 스트레스 많이 받겠다…

    • 푸하하하 71.***.42.99

      아주 무지하게 웃느라고 혼났습니다. 이걸 누가 썼을까요 ? 간만에 스트레스 해소 쫙 됐습니다.