제 아버지는 일주일에 한번씩 영어 성경을 공부하십니다. 그러면서 일주일에한가지씩 웃긴 얘기 (어떤땐 안웃깁니다만..)를 한가지씩 제게 보내 주신답니다.
미국에 온지 10년 가까이 되면서 참 미국 대통령 부시를 싫어하게 되었습니다… 전쟁부터 원유가 등등…… 제가 욕할 때마다 제 집사람은 제 입만 더럽힌다고 싫어하지요

” LIE – CLOCKS? “

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter.
He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, ” What are all these clocks? “
St. Peter answered, ” Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. “
The man asked, ” Whose clock is that? ” ” That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved. “
” And whose clock is that one? “” That’s Abraham Lincoln’s. The hands have moved twice. He told only two lies. “

” Where is President Bush’s clock? ” ” It’s in Jesus’s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan. “